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Give me all your money!

American always help people in all the world.

If you want go to anywhere just tall me, I will go with you.

 

有些事是值得用命去當賭注的

 

今天離開了Port Macquire前往Newcastle

 

Newcastle是一個工業城市,十分的古老

走在街上都可以聞到濃濃的英國氣息

Newcastle在澳洲算是一個大城市了,古蹟也多,但是近年來飽受人口外流問題

但是這些都不是我今天的重點,所以全部只放照片通通跳過

 

 

終於,我有比較像樣的地方住了

 

 

樹、陽光

 

 

終於,我們有不一樣的海灘

 

 

一張照片能說很多事,就像這個人物一樣

 

 

單純紀念

 

 

古老氣息

 

 

人類、未來

 

 

街景

 

 

倫敦??

 

 

顏色

 

 

噴泉

 

 

古蹟

 

 

悠閒

 

 

忙碌

 

 

…..就是消防栓

 

 

街景

 

 

人們

 

 

…..又想不出名字了

 

 

等待

 

 

有趣

 

 

幾何

 

 

道路

 

 

鐵道

 

 

LOOK

 

本文直接從晚上開始進行

晚上由於住的YHA有提供免費晚餐,當然我是一定會去吃的

由於一個人吃過度孤單,所以臨時在餐廳搭訕了一對同住YHA的丹麥情侶

話題很有趣從旅行計畫談到丹麥語文,到最後居然開始討論丹麥的貨幣政策

(平常要用功阿,不然你連話題都從缺,剛好男生在銀行工作)

為何這是一個有趣的話題呢?畢竟丹麥是歐盟的一份子,但是丹麥不用歐元,還是保有其原有的貨幣(就像英國一樣),但這就有趣了,你要如何調整匯率、利率來獲得國家利益的最大化,畢竟你是歐盟的一份子,你的貨物有很大的一部分是銷往歐盟的。

 

吃完飯後,丹麥情侶找我一起打撞球,只是這我真的不行,於是我只好笑笑的和他們說,不了,我去拍些照片,還白癡的強調晚上的照片和白天不一樣(本日重大錯誤一)

 

於是我居然很有種的跑到公園開始照我的像(重大錯誤二)

突然在黑暗的公園中有二個人走過來

(以下對話用英文進行,以免失真)

 

歹徒一:Hey! What are you doing?

Me: I just took some picture.

歹徒二:Give me your film!

Me: Why? Did you run out your film?

歹徒二: You take the picture for my friend? So give me your film.

Me: No! I am not. I am no interest about your friend!

歹徒二: Give me, You can kept your camera.

Me: No! No way, but you can check about this, I just take picture for the building.

歹徒二: OK! Let us check about this.

(我心機很重的移往街上)

Me: Oh! Here is too dark, it is too difficult to see this.

(心機很重的移動得很自然)

 

到大街上,我膽子就大起來了

Me: Look this! No your friend.

歹徒一: Shot up! Or you will get hurt!

Me:…………….

繼續放照片

 

Me: Can I go now?

歹徒三、四突然出現,我心中暗想…..慘了,一打四我絕對沒有勝算

歹徒三:You took a picture for my friend?

Me: No, your friend had checked about this.

歹徒三:Where you come from?

Me: Taiwan

歹徒三:You are luck if you are Australian you already die.(對方手指著我的頭)

Me: I am sorry about this.(我幹嘛講這句阿??想不出來

歹徒三:You go back your country tomorrow! Let me see you again, you will be die.

(對方手抓住我的領子)

Me: OK…. I will go back tomorrow morning.

(隨便講講,這我超強的)

 

歹徒三:Give me 10 dollar, and you can go.

(幹我又不是白癡,鬼才相信你只拿10塊)

Me: Ok! Ok! Do not be angry, I give you.

(心機很重的移動到街上中)

 

歹徒三: What are you doing? Now give me all your money!

我微笑的回答(真的有種ㄟ): Really! Too many people now!

歹徒三: Give me! Or you will be die!

 

….我做了件人生中最有種的事

我直接跑上對向車道,隨便開始追著汽車跑,邊跑邊大叫 Help me! Help me! Robber! Robber!(瘋狂大喊中)

歹徒完全嚇到!不知所措中….

 

不過不幸的是和我想的不一樣,沒有人停車救我!!!

幹!!!人生中總有失算…..只是這也太倒楣了吧

 

我只好跑到對面人行道,以跑百米的速度扛著照相機跑給人家追

(晚上九點半在空無一人的CBD狂奔)

 

之後跑了跑,回頭看看,沒人追過來

於是在7-11休息(以為自己很安全……本日重大錯誤三,沒辦法我會累)

 

但是不幸的事總會發生

幹!好死不死那四隻土匪也走進商店

(應該也是跑累了吧!!大家想的都一樣….

 

幸運的是,這回我可是遠遠的就發現了

於是我很沒用的,隨便找一個強壯男求救(他應該超過200cm吧,超肌肉,這樣二打四有勝算,我也不差吧…..一人兩隻對付強者我沒信心,但是對付毒蟲12應該OK

 

Me: Hi! Man. Can I go with you? There are some people very unfriendly. They want rob me!

壯男(我忘了他名字了,不好意思隨便命名):Really? Where are they?

我指給他看………

壯男: It is not usually happen.

Me懇求語氣道: Can I?

壯男: Of course! I will help you!

Me感激語氣道: You are nice man!

壯男: Where did you come from?

Me: Taiwan. And you?

壯男: America, Taiwan is near by Thai?

Me: Ya! But maybe have 2000 Kilo. But still near.

壯男:Did Taiwan want be a part of china?

(完全想不到的問題)

Me: Pardon?

壯男:Did Taiwan want be a part of china?

Me: If you are Taiwanese, you think you want become a part of china?

壯男:That is true.

Me: Because USA help with us, otherwise Taiwan maybe become a part of china 50 years ago.

 

壯男:USA always help for other countries.

Me:…………………………..(停頓….突然想起來對方是美國人)

Me: Oh! USA is a great country!

我不知死活又不要臉的說: That is right USA always help for other country.

(沒辦法!我那不值錢的小命比正義重要多了…..

 

壯男:恩恩….I am very happy help you, just like my country. American always help people.

 

Me感謝語氣道:Thank you.

壯男:I think you should not walk alone at night.

Me: I think you are right.

 

之後不知所云了一番,終於回到YHA

壯男:I thank you are safe now.

Me: Very thank for your help!

 

之後講給我的新英國室友聽

他很有義氣的說了句:If you want go to anywhere just tall me, I will go with you

 

 

…..人還是需要朋友,最好還是很壯的那種!

不過無論如何,我將繼續我的旅程…..只是要更加小心

 

 

我是對的

 

 

可惜

 

 

未來

 

 

完美

 

 

出事……..

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